Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
