Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
