We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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