Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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