Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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