ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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