Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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