How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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