Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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