I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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