I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I need to calm my uterus...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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