I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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