But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
