My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
My breasts were aching with rage.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
