I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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