So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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