got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So much rum. So many feels.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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