forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
What a dumb baby whore.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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