Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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