It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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