Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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