Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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