The maid of honor just puked.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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