why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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