i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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