Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Shame - the story of my life.
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