Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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