roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me