found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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