Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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