This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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