Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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