I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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