so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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