Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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