I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
