I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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