We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
