Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
