I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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