thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
