What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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