So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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