First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
nutella sex= disaster
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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