I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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