There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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