nutella sex= disaster
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I think I sprained my soul last night
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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