brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You work out of a Hotel?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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