i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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