How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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