I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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