I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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