:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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