even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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