as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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