There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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